1. The Prime Minister calls her people “Jumaicons”

 

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2. Portia Simpson-Miller avoids watching local news.

 

Source - Jamaica Gleaner

Source – Jamaica Gleaner

 

Source www.rtvgames.com

Source www.rtvgames.com

3. She runs a lot.

 

Source - opm.gov.jm

Source – opm.gov.jm

 

We mean A LOT

Source - jamaica-gleaner.com

Source – jamaica-gleaner.com

 

Even at birthday parties.

 

Source - Jamaica Gleaner

Source – Jamaica Gleaner

Source - nicksareforkids.wordpress.com

Source – nicksareforkids.wordpress.com

 

4. She loves to kiss the ‘Jumaicons

 

Our PM will gladly receive them.

 

Source - petchary.wordpress.com

Source – petchary.wordpress.com

 

And she gives them freely

 

Source - glenfordsmith.com

Source – glenfordsmith.com

 

Please do not object to the KISS

 

Source - jamaicaseen.blogspot.com

Source – jamaicaseen.blogspot.com

 

OR this will happen

 

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The more kisses the better – Spread some ‘Portia love’

 

Source - Portia Simpson-Miller's Facebook page

Source – Portia Simpson-Miller’s Facebook page

 

5. She loves the Poor

 

Source - PSM Facebook's page

Source – PSM Facebook’s page

 

LITERALLY

 

 

Source - commonsenseja.wordpress.com

Source – commonsenseja.wordpress.com

 

Why not? 

 

Source jamaicantrolling.hypelifemagazine.com

Source jamaicantrolling.hypelifemagazine.com

 

 

6. The Prime Minister loves to travel. 

 

Whether it is representing Jamaica at the UN.

Source www.un.org

Source www.un.org

 

BUT to many ‘Jumaicons‘ – She should stay at Jamaica House.

 

Source cucumberjuice.wordpress.com

Source cucumberjuice.wordpress.com

 

Source diatribalist.wordpress.com

Source diatribalist.wordpress.com

 

7. She loves to ignore local media.

 

Source jamaica-gleaner.com

Source jamaica-gleaner.com

 

At all cost.  Is she in on the plan to avoid the media?

 

Source puppetlabs.com

Source puppetlabs.com

 

8. Portia Simpson-Miller loves to draw in Gordon House.

 

Source - jamaicaobserver.com

Source – jamaicaobserver.com

 

Source - imgfave.com

Source – imgfave.com

 

9. She loves to ignore delivering meaningful comments on National Issues. For example – Mario Deane. 

 

Instead, she forces ‘Jumaicons’ to think she is ‘working, working, working.’

Source - trackledger.com

Source – trackledger.com

 

 

 

Source austinally.wikia.com

Source austinally.wikia.com

10.  She loves winning General Elections. She is expected to campaign and win the 2016 and 2021 national elections. 

Now that’s People Power! 

Source - www.thestar.com

Source – www.thestar.com

 

Source - http://twitpic.com/eac16c/full

Source – http://twitpic.com/eac16c/full

11. Our PM loves to skip meals on the job.

 

Source -jamaica-gleaner.com

Source -jamaica-gleaner.com

 

Source - blog.killervirgo.com

Source – blog.killervirgo.com

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